since i will be gone for a long time, from december4th-19th, i will not be able to post. i havent been posting due to lack of creative (and original) inspirations so i shall just post an anecdote as i will not be able too for a very long time.

something i got from somewhere...

dear mom and dad,

i was expelled from the university for being caught having in possesion cocaine. but that's not all. i am in love with an ex-convict. i have his child. we have decided to elope so that i can be together with him. we'll have our marriage in a local pub,i need you to send me $ 10 000 for him and i to set up an illegal gambling den to earn a steady income.

love, may.

p.s i was just kidding about everything. all i did was flunk my math mid year paper. aren't you relieved?